5月 2012
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digatisdi:
When I was in preschool there was this really weird system of time-out where they’d put you in this giant plastic bucket sort of like this one:
And the rule was you couldn’t leave the bucket for ten minutes.
In case you didn’t know, I was what the teachers referred to as a “difficult child” which is code for “walking entity of sass” so I was in the time-out bucket quite a bit.
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positivemilkhotel:
COMMENCE HUMAN INTERACTION
ERROR ENCOUNTERED
USER DOES NOT HAVE ABILITY TO INTERACT WITH HUMANS
ABORT HUMAN INTERACTION
accurate description is accurate.
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my child: mom, can you help me with this project?
me: no, you're old enough to do these things by yourself.
my child: it's a project on harry potter.
me: GIVE ME THAT. CANCEL ALL MY APPOINTMENTS. TELL EVERYONE I'VE GONE AWAY FOR THE WEEK. THIS WILL BE THE FIRST A+ YOU EVER GET, BUCKBEAK.
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words to live by
Nikki: I thought I was at maximum stress level at [age] 16. you mean there is more coming at 17 ?!?!
Bianca: the secret it is it never stops
Nikki: xD
Bianca: the bigger secret is to never stop expanding your capacity for joy
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"Mad Girl’s Love Song" by Sylvia Plath →
xekstrin:
I shut my eyes and all the world drops dead; I lift my lids and all is born again. (I think I made you up inside my head.) The stars go waltzing out in blue and red, And arbitrary blackness gallops in: I shut my eyes and all the world drops dead. I dreamed that you bewitched me into bed And sung me moon-struck, kissed me quite insane.
(I think I made you up inside my head.) God topples...
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In Order of the Phoenix, when Molly Weasley tries...
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so I just watched Pulp Fiction
I’m not sure where I’ve been for the last twenty years of my life, either.
oh my god that was so good.
I’m starting to appreciate Uma Thurman and Quentin Tarantino.
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“You don’t get to choose if you get hurt in this world, old man, but you do have...”
– The Fault In Our Stars, John Green
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Bianca: I'm actually still on Doctor Who at the moment, halfway through the Donna Noble season
Jed: You're watching Doctor Who and Firefly right now? You're my new favorite person
Bianca: I haven't started Firefly! I feel bad for raising your expectations, but I will start it soon
Jed: I'll give you 50% of my praise as a down payment
Bianca: HAHA
Jed: And you will recieve the rest upon completion of firefly. So, you're awes...
Jed: You'll get the "ome" later
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Help!
I’ve had this floating in my head for about two days now so I wrote something. It’s meant to be the beginning of a novel, but please just tell me: does it capture your interest or do you get bored?
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Murray once told me that having a relationship with someone was actually having a relationship with her mental disorder. I didn’t believe him, but during my relationship...
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One day...
Suzanne Collins: Would you like to write a book with me?
JK Rowling: Of course, why not?
Then...
Beginning of the book: Some characters die.
Middle of the book: Many characters die.
End of the book: All the characters died.
Then...
Steven Moffat: I would like to make a mini series based on your book.
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“you’re acting like you’re the only one in pain and I don’t...”
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Mathew: I don't know if you're still up, but here's the graduation link, hope you can watch it.
Bianca: I don't know if it was you sending a telepathic message, but I got up at 4:07AM. I'm just in time for the mic testing.
Mathew: yeah, your positive vibes constructively interfered with my telepathic message :)
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“I have the two qualities you require to see absolute truth. I am brilliant, and...”
– Miss Evangelista, Forest of the Dead, Doctor Who (Season 4, Episode 9)
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michaelfuckingscott:
bottomoftheblackesthole:
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Hong Kong I missed you!
Barista: Could I please have your name?
Bianca: [giggling] Bianca.
Barista:
Bianca:
Barista: I'll just write your initial, if that's okay.
Bianca: Sure!
Barista: *writes a P*
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“I’d ruin any day, all my days, for those long nights with you, and I did. ...”
– Daniel Handler, Why We Broke Up
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10) What’s the meanest thing anyone has ever said...
I can’t really remember anything really mean that anyone’s ever said to me, mainly because if something is true then it’s not mean, and if anybody criticises me it’s usually true.
But of course I do have a favourite insult. In middle school, my friend and I were once said to resemble siblings and his reaction was the following:
“OH MY GOD ARE YOU SERIOUS HAVE YOU...
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9) What’s the nicest thing anyone has ever said to...
“I’m really glad I met you.”
It’s nice to know if you’ve made a difference in someone’s life.
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